How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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