So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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