remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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