no. you can't hotbox the world.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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