with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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