Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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