508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
vagina is talking i cant
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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