So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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