This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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