I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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