Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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