Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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