How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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