phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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