billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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