Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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