porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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