Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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