If that was your dad, he is hot
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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