Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
