I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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