thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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