i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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