Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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