Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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