i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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