We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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