Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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