Dual....:-)
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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