it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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