At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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