just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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