AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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