Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
