I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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