Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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