my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're like the curious george of whores
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize
