He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Randomize
