I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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