She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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