STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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