After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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