He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I had to cum in my sink.
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