cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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