I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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