Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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