if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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