It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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