just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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