so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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