The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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