ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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