Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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