So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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