I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
