what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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